Stoner Moms

Intro

Chorus
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Drive the car pool
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Clean up your stool
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Can I have something to eat?
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Gotta get me some chronic dank tea.

Verse
I pulled my Subaru
Well away from the store
I started my pedaling
Like I was a four
Drifting through the jungle 
of strip shopping malls
Lookin all around me
looking for some dim sum

Chorus
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Pick up your dirty plate
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Finds your stupid cat
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Book club ends in gravity bongs
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we forgot about gravitea

Verse
I slammed that doggy door
in front of that dogs face
drool on my floor once more
there will be no trace
switchin between my catridges
I wish it was just 33
I don't know how to work this thing
I wish it was just on and off

Chorus
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I know I have some pastrami
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I know I saw my glass a minute ago
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I just love you
Stoner Moms
Get on your high heeeeels!


break, uh bridge, uh, , smoke if you got them

yeeeeeaaaaa

rap
I need a hot box right now
Puff on the dragon
Lets have a torch up right now
tomorrow I wake and bake
Gonna fly mexican airlines
Girls, lets clam bake
Clam bake with my girls
Doña juanita has the good butt
I need a hot stick
Dinky dow mutha fucka (don't say that, it makes me uncomfortable)
Bobo bush
Laha kushie bowls
Grrrrrrrrl thats sticky icky icky ssss
Wacky tabacky
Lets make Chrontact

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I like piza with jalapeño
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Burnt cheese on a ritz
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We lost the toaster oven
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I like ice cream
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Chicken ruins pizza
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Ice creeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaammmmmmmmmm